Hey. It’s Nazeem. I’m performing my sell-out stand-up comedy show which was a part of Melbourne International Comedy Festival. I think you should come see me if you’ve got the time. I reckon you’ll enjoy it. I’m not bad.
If you need further convincing – DM me your phone number on socials, I’ll call you, and we can work through any objections you might have. I check my direct messages every day or two, so it might take up to 48 hours.
But I will call. On a blocked number. Answer the call.
